Insights into the mind of an aspiring human
Online Conversations
A toast to friendship
0May 16, 2010
Zach G: what did you end up doing?
Charlie Gorichanaz: well as you know, i was planning to go out with michael and you, if not at my place, then wherever... and then plan b.
Charlie Gorichanaz: and as you know, both of you went with manoel. and as you know, i got ready and sat drinking by myself... because you told me i was more than welcome to use your car to pathetically go to plan b solo
Charlie Gorichanaz: and as you know, you didn't respond to any of my texts or answer when i called
Charlie Gorichanaz: so as you could probably deduce, i sat alone, all night
Turning off text updates for @dailycardinal
0April 10, 2010
Me: I'm going to turn off text alerts for the Cardinal's twitter feed for exactly the reason I bet everyone who had them enabled for us disabled them: TOO FUCKING MANY SPORTS UPDATES
Me: and they've only had like 8 updates in the past few hours
Me: the other time when we liveblogged that game and had ~100 updates...
Me: i'm sure we have no text alert subscribers after that!
Jason S: lol
Jason S: Yeah, that's way too much.
People on Facebook seem to hate Twilight
0July 20, 2009
I just thought this was worth saving... a bunch of comments on my last Facebook/Twitter status:
Charlie Gorichanaz: Just saw Twilight. I really identified with that character... But I suppose many people do. Time for a makeover?
Benjamin G: Maggie made me watch that the day it came out on dvd.
Sky B: Are you being sarcastic or honest? If you're honest, I think I need to incinerate something.
Sam H: I'd really hate to guess which character and why lol
Charlie Gorichanaz: Soy un vampiro, Sam.
Savanh Marketing Solutions
0August 27, 2006
Just a chat with a friend who is embarking on a career in a multi-level marketing scheme… good luck to him: Charlie: madison Charlie: u should move here ZeRo53x: umm ZeRo53x: i moved to florida ZeRo53x: like 2 months ago Charlie: u did? Charlie: for school or whole family? ZeRo53x: just me ZeRo53x: for a […]
gib, chat (about Nick P?)
0November 13, 2004
Gib says: now i am Charlie says: oh yay Charlie says: i havent talked to u in a whike Charlie says: while Charlie says: how are u? Gib says: sure Charlie says: wanna come over Charlie says: lol Gib says: i’m okay Gib says: and no Gib says: i’m diseased Charlie says: ? Gib says: […]
Chat w/ Frank D
0November 2, 2003
Charlie says: hey frank Charlie says: whats up frank says: hey frank says: nm frank says: do u kno if we won? Charlie says: lime green Charlie says: arg Charlie says: no i dont Charlie says: i worked all day Charlie says: from 8:30 A.M. to 9:30 P.M. Charlie says: what a blast Charlie says: […]
Steven H is a homophobic hater
0September 22, 2003
SmLeMPtYSoUL628: ur realy fucked up
SmLeMPtYSoUL628: gay
SmLeMPtYSoUL628: wad
SmLeMPtYSoUL628: gay
SmLeMPtYSoUL628: wad
Another conversation with Steven about gayness
0September 21, 2003
Charlie: steven u there? SmLeMPtYSoUL628: ya Charlie: k Charlie: how ya doin? SmLeMPtYSoUL628: good Charlie: thats good SmLeMPtYSoUL628: ya Charlie: im gay SmLeMPtYSoUL628: haaha Charlie: j/k SmLeMPtYSoUL628: i kno Charlie: lol\ SmLeMPtYSoUL628: haha SmLeMPtYSoUL628: u probally r Charlie: you probably are SmLeMPtYSoUL628: u r gay arent u Charlie: ur the one with the pink font […]
Me being mean (but I forgot to whom)
0July 14, 2003
Lttlemanj06: sorry charlie Charlie: oh now you come back to apologize because you realized that you are wrong and im the only one on that you want to talk to that actually talks TO you huh? Charlie: well try back another day cuz u bore me too bad Charlie: bye Lttlemanj06: lol u think ur […]
Courtney and I exchange crushes
0July 14, 2003
Charlie wants to directly connect. Charlie cancels request; no connection was made. Charlie: connect to me Charlie: please Charlie: u there or did my comp freeze? bloodiblackheart signed off at 11:16:44 PM. bloodiblackheart signed on at 11:24:22 PM. Charlie wants to directly connect. Charlie cancels request; no connection was made. Charlie: connect to me Charlie: […]
I tell Courtney O I’m bi
0July 14, 2003
Courtney wants to directly connect. Courtney cancels request; no connection was made. Charlie wants to directly connect. Charlie cancels request; no connection was made. Courtney wants to directly connect. Courtney is now directly connected. Courtney : Charlie [10:27 PM]: hey courtney Charlie [10:27 PM]: how much longer u planning on staying on? Courtney [10:28 PM]: […]
Random convo w/ Frank D
0May 30, 2003
Charlie says: hey frank WHEN YOU WERE BORN, THE DOCTOR TOOK 1 LOOK AT U AND SLAPPED YOUR MOTHER AND TOLD HER NOT TO HAVE AFFAIRS WITH GORRILLAS. says: hi Charlie says: what track events did u do today WHEN YOU WERE BORN, THE DOCTOR TOOK 1 LOOK AT U AND SLAPPED YOUR MOTHER AND […]
First conversation with Frank D
0May 6, 2003
Charlie says: hey frank…did u get my email I feEl PrEtTy! Oh So PrEtTy! says: um… no I feEl PrEtTy! Oh So PrEtTy! says: who is this? Charlie says: um guess I feEl PrEtTy! Oh So PrEtTy! says: well im guessing your charlie but i dont kno any charlies Charlie says: r u kidding me […]
Convo w/ Alan R about homosexuality?
0February 18, 2003
Charlie: alan Charlie: how r u Snowstrike272: fine, y tu Charlie: pretty good Charlie: im having issues Charlie: with my girlfriend Charlie: but im alright Snowstrike272: what happened? Charlie: long long story are you really interested Snowstrike272: i enjoy long stories Charlie: oh boy i’ve being chatting for 7 hours Snowstrike272: ?? Snowstrike272: 7 hours? […]
Jesse G tries to cover up
0May 1, 2002
Charlie: hey there Squarehead88: hye Squarehead88: hey Charlie: 7?: Squarehead88: shut up Charlie: im serious…is it true? Squarehead88: why do u wanna know Charlie: cuz i love you jesse…..NOT….cuz if it’s true i’m jealous Charlie: lol Squarehead88: oh Squarehead88: maybe Charlie: ? Squarehead88: how many peeps did u send ur email to Charlie: everyeone except […]
Me posing as girl deceiving Jesse G
0May 1, 2002
View this as a color Word document BlondeHChc: hi there! Squarehead88: hey Squarehead88: whos this BlondeHChc: who are yuo Squarehead88: jesse Squarehead88: whos this BlondeHChc: r u cute BlondeHChc: this is diana Squarehead88: u gotta pic BlondeHChc: do you? Squarehead88: asl BlondeHChc: i’ll send mine if you send one BlondeHChc: 16/f/ca Squarehead88: i gotta cam […]
Convo w/ Brian K
0April 2, 2002
Rednec9824 is Chris O’s screen name, but apparently this is Brian K talking: Charlie: hey Charlie: ru there Charlie: i just installed hot date Charlie: and i remeber how to avoid inserting the house party cd Rednec9824: hey faggot Charlie: hey? Charlie: what the heck happened to you? Rednec9824: dis is Brian Charlie: you lookin […]